Make a Wish

Title: Make a Wish
Rating: T
Chapter Count: 50
Word Count: 185,000+
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2318355/1/Make_A_Wish

Summary: Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

This is by far one of the funniest fics I have ever had the pleasure of reading.